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NEW June 2012 7" VINYL  RELEASE FROM THE STIFFS "EXTREEMAGER" / "LAUGH IN MY FACE
Spanish indie label 'Antiguays Records' have released The Stiffs' new 7" vinyl single "Extreemager" / "Laugh In My Face". The single features two brand new recordings from the original Stiffs line-up of Phil Hendriks, Ian 'Strang' Barnes, John McVittie and Tommy O'Kane. We now have copies in stock and ready to dispatch.

Antiguays Records AG-01

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2009 CD ALBUM FROM THE AUTOMATICS AUTOMATICS: "JUKEBOX OF HUMAN SORROW"
MAY 2009 THE AUTOMATICS: "JUKEBOX OF HUMAN SORROW"
* CD NOW IN STOCK - MAY 2009*

Brand new studio album from the AUTOMATICS, featuring:
1. (Pretty Little) Monsters
2. Cardboard Kingdom
3. A Mighty Long Way From Memphis (New Version)
4. Tonight The Lights Are Shining Out
5. Jukebox of Human Sorrow
6. Waiting for My Spaceship to Come
7. Happy Birthday
8. My Life of Crime
9. All the Weight of the World
10. I Swear
11. Your Biggest Fan
12. Million Dollar Baby
13. Wonderful Day
14. My Illustrious Career
 

DORK RECORDS - URCD 002
PRICE £8
Includes Postage Worldwide!

GERMAN 7" VINYL SINGLE (Limited Edition - 500 only) THE STIFFS :"INNOCENT BYSTANDER"/"AFFAIRS OF THE HEART"
NOVEMBER 2008 (Now Available) THE STIFFS :"INNOCENT BYSTANDER"/"AFFAIRS OF THE HEART"  7" Vinyl
Our German friends 'Still Unbeatable Records' are producing a limited  edition (500 copies) vinyl 7" of The Stiffs' cancelled 1981 EMI / Zonophone single "Innocent Bystander" / "Affairs Of The Heart", for release in late November 2008. Both tracks have been remastered from recently discovered original master tapes.

Still Unbeatable Records SUR 001
PRICE £5.50
Includes Postage & packing to UK & Europe

 ITALIAN 4-Track CD EP  (Limited Edition - 200 only) THE STIFFS :"THE UNRELEASED SINGLES EP"
NOVEMBER 2008 New from Italian record label SNAPS Music. Limited edition (200 only) CD E.P. from The Stiffs, entitled "The Unreleased Singles EP". Contains the cancelled 1981 EMI/Zonophone single "Innocent Bystander" / "Affairs Of The Heart", with both tracks now newly re-mastered from recently discovered original master tapes. Also included are both sides of The Stiffs’ cancelled 1982 Dork Records single - "Best Place In Town" / "Stand Up" - with this particular version of "Stand Up" being available for the first time ever.

The CD comes in a card, miniature LP-style sleeve replicating the original artwork for the unreleased "Best Place In Town" single. We have a small quantity of this CD available.

1. Innocent Bystander
2. Affairs of the Heart 
3. Best Place in Town (1982 version)
4. Stand Up (1982 version)

SNAPS Music

*UNFORTUNATELY THIS ITEM IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE

 DOWNLOAD-ONLY RELEASE
2008- The AUTOMATICS Christmas album "THE LAST NOEL"
Now available as digital DOWNLOAD-ONLY album from I-Tunes and other leading official download sites.
2008 
THE AUTOMATICS  - "THE LAST NOEL"
The brand new festive release from the Automatics, best remembered for their 1978 Punk classic "When the tanks roll over Poland again". 12 new, original compositions from the pen of  Automatics head-honcho Dave Philp. A Xmas album like they used to make 'em!
Guest musicians include the Sex Pistols` Steve Jones and former Buck Cherry guitarist, Yogi. Only available as a download in 2007. The album will be given a full, official CD release in 2008, when the track "Christmastime is coming" will feature in the Peter O'Toole movie "The Christmas Cottage".
Click here to download the Automatics "The Last Noel" from Itunes.
DORK RECORDS CD ALBUMS
2006 - AUTOMATICS album "BRITANNIA"

JUNE 2006 Dork Records

THE AUTOMATICS  - "BRITANNIA"  CD Album . 

1. Britannia, 2. When the sun sinks on England tonight, 3. British Beat (New version featuring Steve Jones), 4. Close your eyes and think of England, 
5. England`s Dreaming, 6. England Expects, 7. Old River Thames, 
8. Who died and made you Brian Jones?, 9. Royalty, 
10.Quintessential Englishman, 11.Rule Britannia

URCD 001
The first ever album release from the newly resurrected Dork Records label. 
The fourth album from the Automatics, best remembered for their 1978 Punk classic "When the tanks roll over Poland again". Guest musicians include the Sex Pistols` Steve Jones. 
A Mike Read 'album of the week' on Big L Radio (Sky digital 0190 / 1395 AM)

PRICE £8
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DORK RECORDS CD SINGLES All our CD singles come in colourful glossy card sleeves!

AUTOMATICS CD single - "OLD RIVER THAMES"

Dec. 4th 2006 Dork Records

THE AUTOMATICS  - "OLD RIVER THAMES"  3-song CD Single

1. Old River Thames
2. Trash (remixed version featuring Steve Jones), 
3. Wonderful Day (Previously unreleased)

UR10

NOW IN STOCK.

PRICE £3.50
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Officially released December 4th 2006 
NOW IN STOCK !!
 DORK RECORDS release the debut single from
MICHELLE HENDRIKS - "(Even the smart ones are) DUMB"

Dec 4th 2006 Dork Records

MICHELLE HENDRIKS  - " DUMB"  CD Single
1.(Even the smart ones are) DUMB
2. Everlasting

UR09

NOW IN STOCK.

PRICE £3.50
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AUTOMATICS: "Selections from the album Britannia" CD E.P.
Featuring "ENGLAND EXPECTS" .
MAY 2006 Dork Records
THE AUTOMATICS  - "Selections from the album 'Britannia' "  CD /E.P Contains 4 tracks from the "Britannia" album, including the radio hit "ENGLAND EXPECTS". Comes  in full colour  gloss card sleeve. 

UR PROMO 001
1. England Expects
2. Britannia
3. British Beat ( featuring Steve Jones), 
4. Rule Britannia

PRICE £3.50 
Includes Postage & packing Worldwide

 

SPECIAL SINGLES OFFER
Complete set of our 3 x CD singles for a special price of £7.50.
MICHELLE HENDRIKS  - "(Even the smart ones are) DUMB"  CD Single
+ THE AUTOMATICS  - "OLD RIVER THAMES"  3-songCD Single
+ THE AUTOMATICS  - "ENGLAND EXPECTS"  CD Single/E.P containing 4 tracks from the "Britannia" album
Buy set of 3 for just  £7.50 delivered.
Includes Postage & packing Worldwide
DORK RECORDS DVDs
JULY 27th 2006 - NOW AVAILABLE !!!!
THE STIFFS Live DVD "Let`s Activate"
JULY 2006 - Dork Records
THE STIFFS  - "LET`S ACTIVATE"  Live DVD.  (Region 0: PAL Format)
The first ever DVD release from the Stiffs, features the band captured Live In Concert in Blackburn in November 2005. Features the ENTIRE  14-song performance by the original line-up of The Stiffs plus a special guest appearance from Dave Philp (lead singer of The Automatics) , filmed by 3 cameras and recorded on 24-track equipment. 
The DVD also features a bonus interview with the band.

Songs performed by THE STIFFS:
"Volume Control" ,"Let`s Activate", "Nothing to lose" ,"Standard English", " Sold on you" "Affairs of the heart", "Goodbye my love","Magic Roundabout", "Crazy mixed up emotion", "Brookside Riot Squad","Kids on the street", "Innocent bystander", "DC-RIP", "Inside Out"
Guest appearance by DAVE PHILP (with The Stiffs):
"When the tanks roll over Poland again", "Trash", "She Devils of Beverly Hills",
"A mighty long way from Memphis", "British Beat", "When the Tanks.. (Reprised)"

DORKVD 001

PRICE £9
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OTHER LABELS RELEASES FEATURING DORK ARTISTS
OCTOBER 2002 - 1977 Records THE STIFFS :"FOUR WINDS"/"EVERLASTING"  7" Vinyl

JAPANESE RELEASE: 1977 Records :SO-41
We have  the last  remaining stock of this rare 2002 Japanese single. Very limited availability!!! Now  unavailable elsewhere.

PRICE £5
Includes Postage & packing Worldwide

  MARCH 1999 - Captain Oi! Records THE STIFFS : " THE PUNK COLLECTION" CD Album
 Captain Oi! Records -  AHOY CD 102
The most complete Stiffs compilation album featuring what we consider to be the best chronological career overview of their recorded work between 1979 and 1988.

1.Inside out ; 2.Kids on the street ; 3.Brookside riot squad ; 4.Standard English; 
5.It`s not rock`n`roll ; 6.Magic roundabout ; 7.Affairs of the heart ; 8.Nothing to lose ;
9.Volume control ; 10.Innocent bystander; 11.Crazy mixed up emotion ; 
12. Love is last year`s thing ; 13.Goodbye my love ;14. (I`m not ) Sold on you ;  15.Tomorrow`s still alive; 16.The young guitars ; 17.Yer under attack ;
18. ( Bring on the ) Chelsea girls ; 19.Star studded sham ; 20.Girls all over the world 

PRICE £10
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  JULY 2000 - Receiver Records  THE STIFFS :"VOLUME CONTROL - LIVE"
   CD Album RRCD 289
Live recording of the Stiffs` 1999 Blackburn Reunion show. The first time the complete, original line-up had played together for 14 years.
1.Volume control ; 2.Tell him ; 3.Nothing to lose ; 4.Love is last year`s thing ;
5.Brookside riot squad ; 6.Magic roundabout ; 7.Tomorrow`s still alive ; 
8.It`s not rock`n`roll ; 9.Standard English ;10. (I`m not ) Sold on you ;
11.Crazy mixed up emotion ;12.Kids on the street ; 13.Goodbye my love ; 
14.Innocent bystander ; 15.Affairs of the heart ; 16.Inside out .

*UNFORTUNATELY THIS ITEM IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE*

JANUARY  2001 - Angel Air Records  THE STIFFS : "STIFFOLOGY 1981-88" CD Album
 Angel Air Records: SJPCD  062
Superbly remastered compilation set which tidies up many loose ends and demonstrates what happened to the Stiffs in the aftermath of their most successful period, following  the course of the band through various line up changes to it`s eventual demise in 1988. Includes 4 tracks featuring Dale 'Buffin' Griffin (of Mott The Hoople) on drums, who also wrote the sleevenotes.
1. Crazy mixed up emotion ; 2.Standing Ovation ; 3.Your Passenger ;4. Hook in your heart;
5.Childs Play ; 6.Over the Balcony ; 7.Standing Ovation (2) ; 8.Peso trail ; 9.Stand up ;
10.Never gonna let you down ; 11.Blaze of love ; 12.Look don`t touch ; 13.Rocket ship ; 14.In your world ; 15.Tonight we dance ; 16.Running in the rain ; 17. Hogjowls

PRICE  £10
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16 APRIL  2001 - EMI Records  STIFFS : "INNOCENT BYSTANDERS"CD Album
Compilation of The Stiffs` recordings made between 1979 and 1981, includes many previously unheard demo recordings and famously shelved master recordings.

1.Volume control (unreleased alternate master) ; 2.Inside Out ; 3.Kids on the street ;
4.Matthew ( unreleased demo ); 5.Magic Roundabout ( unreleased demo ); 
6.Brookside Riot squad ; 7.Innocent Bystander (unreleased alternate master ) ; 
8.Goodbye my love (unreleased demo) ; 9.Pastimes (unreleased demo) ; 
10.Best place in town (unreleased master) ; 11.Standard English ;12.Affairs of the heart ; 13.Nothing to lose ; 14.It`s not rock`n`roll ; 15.Over the balcony (unreleased demo) ;
16.Crazy mixed up emotion (unreleased demo); 17.Innocent bystander (unreleased demo);
18.Volume control (unreleased demo ) ; 19. Interview with Alan Parker

*UNFORTUNATELY THIS ITEM IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE*

1984 Dork records 7"  IDOL RICH : "BLAZE OF LOVE"/ "PESO TRAIL"  7"
Last remaining stock of this Dork  original 1984 vinyl release.

PRICE  £5
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2001  Base Records (Japanese issue) THE AUTOMATICS  - "2" CD album. 
Japanese release on Base Records
The superb 2001 'comeback' album from The Automatics, recorded in L.A. and produced by Jim Wirt . Only released in Japan. At last we have the album in stock.

1. A Mighty Long Way From Memphis; 2. Venus In Leatherette;
3. Let Me Be; 4. Pink Kyryptonite; 5. Hold Me; 6. Love Slave; 7.Jaded; 8. Shadowlands;
9. Smoking Chinese; 10. When The Tanks Roll Over Poland Again (New version); 11.When The Tanks Roll (Revisited)

Price £12
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2003  Base Records (Japanese issue) THE AUTOMATICS  -  "Forty Virgins In The Afterlife" CD Album
 Japanese edition on Base Records
The 3rd Automatics album, recorded in L.A. in 2002/3, produced by Jim Wirt and featuring 12 great Powerpop tunes. This album has never been released in the UK but we have managed to obtain stock of the Japanese edition.

1. Trash; 2. British Beat; 3. She Devils of Beverly Hills; 4. Peace On Earth; 
5. Broken Doll; 6. King Of The Cowboys; 7.Forty Virgins in The Afterlife;
8. The Currency of Rock and Roll; 9. Aces On Kings; 10. Baby Doll; 11.Tonite; 
12. Farewell and F*** You

Price £12


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2002 Diapazam Records (Swedish 7" Vinyl single) THE AUTOMATICS :"WILD ONE"/"MOTH INTO A FLAME"  7" Vinyl

SWEDISH Retrospective issue: Diapazam Records :DPZ 006
We have secured some stock of this rare 2002 Swedish Automatics single, featuring 2 tracks from the album "Walking with the radio on", recorded in 1978.

Very limited availability!!! 

PRICE £5
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2003 Angel Air Records (Remastered CD) THE AUTOMATICS  -  "Walking with the radio on" CD Album
Angel Air Records: SJPCD 140
The Automatics' 1978 debut album with remastered and restored sound plus bonus tracks.
1. Walking with the radio on; 2. Like a moth into a flame; 3. When the tanks roll over Poland again; 4. Wild One; 5. Run Forever; 6. Danger Signs; 7.Stab it back;8.Wear your love like a ball and chain; 9. Watch her now; 10. Dumb Games; 11.To the good times
Bonus tracks 12:British Beat (early demo version),13.Walking with the radio on (demo version), 14.When the tanks roll over Poland again (Reprised)

*UNFORTUNATELY THIS ITEM IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE*



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 Our mailing address is:
DORK RECORDS,
C/O PHIL HENDRIKS,
2, HOSPITAL DROVE,
LONG SUTTON,
SPALDING,
LINCS.
ENGLAND
PE12 9EL
All orders will be despatched within 7 days of receipt of payment, or money back guarantee!


Our E-MAIL addresses for more information:

DORK RECORDS
E-MAIL : dorkrecords@aol.com

THE STIFFS
E.MAIL:stiffsuk2000@aol.com



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